Found this on my iTouch. If You Seek Amy, by my home girl Britney Spears, was playing in my room and my mom past by and was repeating the chorus. I went into the living room and asked her if she knew what she was saying meant.
Halloween talk with my mom
Mom: I want to be a NunMe: Those costumes can get pretty expensive.
Mom: I know. I want to ask a real Nun if i can borrow one of her extras. You know like rent one for $10
I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT MISSONI FOR TARGET HAS ALREADY BEEN IN THE STORES FOR A WHILE.
The past week I was telling my mom how I have no time to check the stores and from what I saw online like 95% of apparels to the cute clutches/knick knacks were OUT OF STOCK!! I remember telling her how bummed I was that I missed out on getting something from Zac Posen for Target my senior year of high school.
Tonight she surprised me with these! She said that she went to Target and these were the last pair of wearable Missoni she could find and that it was marked down to $8.76 in my size!!!! (well it’s a little uncomfortable but haaayyy)
Even though it will be rare for me to casually wear these rain boots living in San Diego and being like 2 feet tall they take up like almost half my leg, I will most definitely find a way to take these puppies out.
or if you need me to like stomp on grapes hit me up! I gotchuu
Yay for another form of obnoxious wear into my closet.
There was yet another pads sale at Target and yet again my mom needed to buy me more to add to my collection.
I am about to get a little bit feminine in a few and talk about something feminine so if you don’t have a vagina feel free to look away and scroll down to pictures of Megan Fox and gifs on cute puppies on your Dashboard.
I haven’t had my period yet for 3 months and I know for certain that I am not pregnant because unless God is playing a joke and crowning me the next Mother Mary there is no possible way. Unless that weird dream I had about a certain famous person comes true then by all means i’ll take thaaa babaaayy!! Just Kidding* But yeah I am just one irregular period producing muthafuhka, so when I really do get my period it truly is a surprise and this is one spoiled vagina considering all the cute pads that it has to select from.
Ok this is disgusting. I’m just going to stop.
But seriously, again, if YOU NEED PADS I HAVE PLENTY!!
*Just Kidding half percent
