A eulogy to a fantastic pair of sunnies


R.I.P my beautiful 5 dollar cat shaped sunglasses.
These have been my longest pair that I have ever kept and I loved them so much. I found them about a month ago under my car seat crushed into pieces. It’s pretty hard for me to find a good solid pair of sunglasses that I can confidently wear. I really liked these because it made me feel like a fierce little silly lady with a little bit of mystery. Ya know? haha. I love the gold detail at the top that transformed the already amazing 5 dollar purchase into a fancy schmancy 5 dollar purchase. These Sunglasses hid that inconvenient Larry (remember him?) that tried to damper my summer of 2011. This pair was my perfect gadget to people watch due to the dark lenses. They made me people watch in style hayyyyy :P. I love you old Sunnies! :’( You were my favorite and I am oh so grateful to have walked into Cotton On that one day and accepted the Worker at the cash registers request to look at the sunglasses that were only $5 if I included it along with that shirt that I no longer wear. It was fate and I am so happy for the times you rested on my face.
Rest in Peace, my Sunnies.

First world problems
Eww. this is going to sound stupid but it’s been irritating me after I went to the mall today.
I visited the mall today in hopes of finding another black business skirt for the upcoming weddings I’m assisting at. Well I didn’t find anything but can Charlotte Russe calm down? For the first time in a really long time I found some pieces that were nice there was a lot of either has a cheap looking belt, random pieces of leather patched on somewhere and all kinds of sequins. And yes usually I go cray cray sometime but what evv…….FIRST WORLD GURRL PROBLEMS.
ANYWAYZ.
here comes the water workzz. At the mall there was this girl that I could not stop staring at. She had these black suede short wedge boots and a short sleeved loose fitted romper type outfit. Had a 70s mustard feel with a lively take (makes sense? IDK FIRST WORLD GURRLLL PROBLEMS.) I wanted to dress like that. I looked around cotton on to forever to lucky brand searching for my palette to start a look. I ran into problems of me not willing to buy things and being short. FIRST WORLD GUURRLL PROBLEMS! I then found myself staring at this shirt that I thought looked nice but instead of me envisioning myself in it, I could not stop thinking “Would that girl with those black suede black booties where this? Or that girl that dresses remarkable?” Then I kept getting mad at myself that I couldn’t envision myself wearing it. I was too mad to try on that fucking shirt for myself FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!
Uhhgg my closet is so bland. I want to go back to liking what I wear. I want to go back to a time where I would open my closet and be excited on what to put on.
FIRST
WORLD
PROBLEMS